I didn't know how this "comic" could make his "joke" mocking people with substance abuse problems any worse - but he did by mocking the fact that they have a dead child #WhatIsWrongWithPeople 💁♀️ pic.twitter.com/c0NQS9a4he— 🎼AdagioForStrings🎻 (@adagioforstring) March 22, 2018
Comic: They [ his children] had seen, a few years ago there was a special, a children's special called "The Littlest Angel"
Comic: Little things with wings and a halo. I thought it was pretty awful but the kids liked it. Any way, shortly after that, we took the whole family out to a restaurant, a pizza restaurant. And we're sitting there and people at the next table get up and leave and the door opens and in comes a pair of drunks. A man and a woman who have been drinking for so long that the first shot in the morning activates twenty years worth of booze. You know, they've got these funny little eyes, and red nose. And I said "oh, it's just like something out of a bad movie." And they come and they sit down and they see the children. And they immediately become maudlin.
Comic [pretending to be poor people he's mocking] "Hello, kids"
Comic: and I said [to his children] "Don't talk to them. I don't want to get them involved talking to us." So this poor old drunken couple was sitting there talking to our kids and the guy says to Max, who was six years old at the time, [imitating the old man] "We had a little boy like you but he isn't with us any more" And Max asks "Where is he?" [The old man replies] "Well, they say he's in heaven." Max says, "Is he an angel?" And tears come to their eyes and they say "Yes, I guess he is." Max says, "I think we saw him on television!"
Johnny Carson: Well, that's wonderful. The honesty of children, I mean
Comic: Kids are so up front.
Carson: The bottom line. There's no devious routes to getting to truth, is there? "We saw him on television."...
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