Tuesday, August 23, 2016

#CrookedHillary's #PayToPlay πŸ’Έ 🏦🎲🎲 ☎ Solicitation Message

Spoof played on Limbaugh's August 16, 2016 show

Rush: But can you imagine, if you wanted to buy access to the Clintons, how would you do it?  Would you call the foundation?  She's secretary of state, by the way, when we're playing this little game.  So what would you do?  Would you call the Department of State?  Would you call the Clinton Crime Family Foundation?  Is there a special number that you would call?  Well, this is what we imagine that you had to do and what happened if you did reach out to the Clintons to try to buy access either in the Department of State or her upcoming presidency.

Rush replayed this spoof on his August 23, 2016 show "Hillary Yuks It Up About Emails, But Trump's Going After Her on It"
Announcer: Now! Hillary Clinton's recently discovered Secretary of State on hold message:

[ telephone rings  ☎️ πŸ””]

Fake Hillary [can't find witch emoji] : You have reached the office of the United States Secretary of State.  For directions, press 1. For tour information, press 2. For help with a problem, please press 3.

[telephone button input ☎ ]

Fake Bill πŸπŸ‘™: For help with your problem, please continue to hold.

Robot Voice πŸ€–: You. are. caller.number. 1,014.

Fake Bill πŸπŸ‘™: For faster results, press 6, for our Foundational Concierge Service.

[telephone button input ☎ ]

Fake Bill πŸπŸ‘™: Welcome to "Pay πŸ’ΈπŸ¦ for Play πŸŽ²πŸŽ²". Help three needy Americans and get your business deal approved overnightπŸŒ›, by making a voluntary, tax deductible donation to the Bill, Hillary, and sometimes Chelsea Clinton Foundation. Enter your gift πŸŽ amount now with the touchtone keys on your phone and wait for instructions.

[telephone button input ☎ ]

Fake Bill πŸπŸ‘™:  $4,500. You couldn't look at the building for that.

[telephone button input ☎ ]
Fake Bill πŸπŸ‘™:  $5,000. Great. You're now on our Christmas πŸŽ„card list 

[telephone button input ☎ ]

Fake Bill πŸπŸ‘™:  $50,000 will get you a complimentary coffee mug with her face on it....and a Christmas card.

[telephone button input ☎ ]

Fake Bill πŸπŸ‘™:  $5 Million?  How can we help you? 

  • Endorse your dictatorial regime? πŸ’ͺ
  • Approve your sketchy international transaction?     πŸ—’️  _____
  • Or provide you with needed national security secrets?πŸ‘€πŸ”Ž πŸ”¦ 

For $5 Million πŸ’΅  πŸ’° we can do it all! Now send your request and credit card number πŸ’³ in an email please make it in the form of a yoga class schedule or wedding planning questionπŸ’’. But, don't send it to her official email. Send it to MommaMoolah@BuyMySecretaryOfState.com πŸ“±Thank you for using our Foundational Concierge Service a product of "Pay πŸ’ΈπŸ¦ for Play πŸŽ²πŸŽ²". Bye bye!πŸ‘‹πŸΌ

Fake Hillary: You have reached the office of the United States Secretary of State....

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