Cincinnati Bengals are culturally insensitive to victims of tiger attacks.
Baltimore Ravens are racist because their mascot looks like the racist crows from Disney's "Dumbo" film.
The crows from dumbo are top 10 most racist Disney characters ever.
— Do-dle (@Tae_Greens) June 24, 2014
Though how they are any more racist than "The Wiz" crows I'm not certain, but that's what the PC police have decreed:
The politicized partisan US Patent office cancelled the Washington DC football team copyright to their name b/c it's allegedly racist which Glenn Beck already debunked:
Hollywood hosts fundraisers for Democrats, so US music industry won't lose copyrights to their racist rap songs.
Breaking News: "Redskins" is deemed offensive by the US Patent Office. No word on if "Niggas in Paris" by Jay-Z will lose it's copyright.
— AdolfJoeBiden™ (@Bidenshairplugs) June 18, 2014
Indeed, the White House will continue promoting "gangsta culture", including Jay Z racist lyrics, and will continue giving Ted O'Baxter something to gripe about, b/c Ted only gets angry if you specifically insult him versus the Constitution or the country:
So, apparently, the 1st Amendment has an asterisk, you're only allowed free speech if you donate to the correct political party.
— OUCH (@DoninRichmond) June 18, 2014
@DoninRichmond @Kegan05 #Footnote DC Redskins Snyder donated ~ $100K to GOP http://t.co/cWydv7fpeG #tcot #tlot via @DCExaminer
— Bossy Adagio (@adagioforstring) June 19, 2014
Steelers don't have to worry because not only did their owner donate to the Obama campaign he also hosted an Obamacare palooza for "some people live, some people die" death panel Sebelius
From Triblive Oct. 10, 2013 Alex Nixon article "Sebelius visit fails to reassure as health care website glitches persist":
And, in case you missed it, an Obama crony was responsible for creating the failed obamacare website. Snopes categorizes this rumor as "mainly false" which means that it's actually "mainly true." Snopes admits that an Obama crony, who visited the White House, worked for the company that made the failed crashtastic website but contends that's just a coincidence, unlike George Bush and Halliburton, whose cronyism is listed as half true by politifact Because only Republicans can engage in cronyism since Democrats are as pure as the wind driven snow, according to Democrat media and their "fact checkers".