Thursday, May 7, 2009

Top 10 Reasons GOP finds Obama to be annoying

From a College Republican email, feel free to add to the list:

Top 10 Reasons Why the College Republicans are Over the Obama Administration:

10. Because our President has put us deeper in debt than our student loans.

9. Because we'd like to hear the press ask the President a question that's not about his dog, his jump shot, his fabulous abs, or his wife's $540 sneakers.

8. Because Obama should concentrate on running the government; not our banks, our car companies, and hospitals, too.

7. Because the President is supposed to keep terrorists out of the US, not bring them here from Gitmo.

6. Because we're tired of reading clarifying statements on something stupid Joe Biden said.

5. Because we think the President of the United States should give better gifts to our best allies than the ones our grandmas gave us in 5th grade.

4. Because Obama needs to spend less time looking at his teleprompter and more time brushing up on Economics 101.

3. Because we'd like to see someone else's face on a magazine in the next few years.

2. Because we want a President who's more like Ronald Reagan than Jimmy Carter.

1. Because the people who were behind 9/11 deserve to be treated rougher than a frat pledge.

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