Who will pay for all the unicorn hay?

Llama butchers wants to know who will pay for all the sparkly hay in Obama's newly created Department of Unicorns and Rainbows.



If the unicorns are anything like the blood thirsty one's described in from my position , they are apparently omnivores and require little herbage:



As far as I can determine, Obama's avenging unicorn's victims are:

1) Hippy chick=PUMA
2) Business man=GOP
3) Mime=Ron Paul supporter