Showing posts with label Lysenko. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lysenko. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 10, 2015

#PeoplesCube Comrade Lysenko Denounces Comrade Limbaugh as Enemy of the People #StopRush

Cross posted as Comrade Lysenko on the People's Cube












Comrade Limbaugh engaged in an evil thought crime by questioning the validity of state sanctioned settled science on  his May 13, 2015 show "Liberals Rediscover an Old Communist Theory on Poverty and DNA" and should be denounced as an Enemy of the People EOTPTM

For his thoughtcrimes, Limbaugh is now an unperson and should be eliminated from all official state sanctioned daguerreotypes:




New, improved doubleplusgood image from Ministry of Truth:





First, Comrade Limbaugh questions the beneficence of Dear Leader Uncle Joe Stalin:

"Lysenkoism, by the way, if you look it up... Let me spell it for you 'cause I know a number of you want to research these things on your own.  L-Y-S-E-N-K-O. Lysenko. Lysenkoism is also synonymous with scientific fraud?  How could it not be?  It traces back to communism.  It traces back to a mass murderer, Josef Stalin.  So if you want to look it up on your own, you will see that. " 
Good leftists will point out the worst thing Hitler did was stab Uncle Joe in the back:



and the worst thing Uncle Joe ever did was give Communism a bad name


And all left thinking comrades realize that BushMcHitlerHaliburton is worse than either Stalin or Hitler:


And the US Constitution is still worst of all since it was not drafted by properly educated Bolsheviks:


Then Comrade Limbaugh blasphemes Comrade Gore 's Settled Science of Global Warming:

"RUSH:  It turns out that Lysenkoism is also defined as 'the manipulation or distortion of the scientific process as a way to reach a predetermined conclusion as dictated by an ideological bias, often related to social or political objectives.' Like global warming.  Lysenkoism is 'the manipulation or distortion of the scientific process,' which is exactly what the libs are doing claiming that poverty is converted to your DNA and it becomes part of your genome. (laughing) It's absurd."
All properly educated comrades from the Nomenklatura of NOAA realize that just as uppity kulaks must be sent to reeducation camps if they do not toe the party line, data failing to validate the state approved settled science computer models must also be manipulated to fall in line within state approved margins of error.



















All comrades who question the results and methodology of state approved science commissars are EOTPTM . All properly educated comrades know that a prime characteristic of all scientific inquiry is not to inquire into the results of your state approved settled science.


















 EOTPTM John Hayward in his Jun 2015 "Breitbart" article "Making the Planet Warmer by Fiddling with Spreadsheets" and EOTPTM Richard Rahn  in his 02 Apr 2013 Newsmax article "Despite Data, Global Warming Backers Won't Admit They're Wrong" both prove they should also be sent to the same gulag as EOTPTM Limbaugh for daring to question self appointed Soviet Gaea intelligentsia

















Who are you going to believe, my fellow comrades, Kommissar of Carbon Credit Kleptocracy Al Gore, or your lying eyes?


Bourgeois French EOTPTM Jean François Revel in his safe space-violating hate speech of a book "How Democracies Perish" p. 112 blasphemes not only Lysenkoism in science but Ghersimovism in art:


As illustrated on the Thursday, June 21, 2012 post on "Soviet Art" Comrade Alexander Gherasimov was ahead of his time. He could foresee that evil American Capitalist Global Warming would force well endowed Soviet maidens take off all their clothes in the spirit of true Soviet communism showing solidarity with random Western leftists protesting evil American imperialism or something from Pat Dollard's May 22, 2015 post "THE HORROR, THE HORROR: Leftist Hags Go Topless For Black Women/Trans Lives Matter Protest":

Sunday, February 16, 2014

I Denounce Mary Lou Retton as an Enemy of the People

I cross posted this as my snarky faux Stalinist doppelgänger Comrade Lysenko over at the Peoples Cube.














I denounce Mary Lou Retton as an Enemy of the PeopleTM (EOTPTM). On the EOTPTM Sean Hannity Monday 2/10/2014 show Mary Lou Retton spouted counter revolutionary hate speech. She said that some people are born short and some people are born tall and that playing basketball doesn't make a person tall!!!






















This sounds dangerously close to decadent Western religious fanatic Gregor Mendel's evil pseudo science nonsense




















Everyone know that genetics has nothing to do with anything and that genes don't even really exist but are purely a false racist sexist bigoted homophobe construct meant to oppress the masses with bogus bourgeois nucleotides




















Indeed, comrades, believing in genetics is a worse crime against the state than eating cultural imperialist chicken eggs



All properly educated comrades know that they should only eat proletarian beets of the masses vs selfish kulak beans of individual pride and privilege



Young Pioneers Club members know the true moral of the story of the Ugly Duckling


is that racist speciesist ducks did not properly indoctrinate a class conscious swan and that they all had to be sent to a gulag to toil for a more progressive future



I conclude my official denunciation of Enemy of the PeopleTM  Mary Lou Retton with an official party approved communist potato joke

  • Farm worker: Comrade Stalin, we have so many potatoes that, piled one on top of the other, they would reach all the way to God!
  • Stalin: But God does not exist.
  • Farm worker: And neither do the potatoes.