#CrookedHillary Clintonistas go full #SaulAlinksy vs FBI Comey

Hugh Hewitt made a Freudian slip wrt FBI reopening Hillary's violation of the Espionage Act with her secret server and replaced "uniform" with "india" when spelling "shut"

#FreudianSlip 💩 Comey is being #KenStarred by Clintonistas https://t.co/vu90c1ydAE

— 🎼AdagioForStrings🎻 (@adagioforstring) October 31, 2016

Ken Starr was the independent prosecutor who investigated Bubba's criminal behavior in the 1990s.  Rush Limbaugh replayed the spoof he made of Clintonista smear machine going full court press Alinksy on Starr to distract public from Clinton wrongdoing from Rush's November 01, 2016 post "This Is Not What Happens to a Winning Campaign One Week Before an Election"








The specific Clintonista spoofed in the parody is the Creepy Cajun, James Carville, who recently, in real life, resurfaced from the partisan primordial ooze to ad hominem attack James Comey left, right and center:

CARVILLE:  He was acting in concert and coordination with the House Republicans.  End of story.  He gave the letter to them. They gave it to Fox News.  Also we have the extraordinary case of the KGB being involved in this race and selectively leaking things from the Clinton campaign that they hacked!  American democracy is really under attack here.
ROBERTS: James Comey was praised in July by everyone --
CARVILLE: (sputtering)
ROBERTS: -- for not moving forward with the recommendation --
CARVILLE: (sputtering) Right.
ROBERTS:  -- to Loretta Lynch.
CARVILLE: (sputtering) You know...
ROBERTS: So why now is this different for Comey when they find something that could be pertinent?
CARVILLE:  You know what John Maynard Keynes said?  "When the facts change, I change my mind.

Wow, the @washingtonpost propaganda machine is OBVIOUS. on Comey: Before and After Clinton FBI Investigation Re-Opening #GoHillary pic.twitter.com/MsH1vcOIJK

— ALWAYS TRUMP! (@Always_Trump) October 30, 2016

Rudy Giuliani said that if their name were Italian, they would have already been indicted on RICO charges #HillaryForPrison2k16 @djlehmann pic.twitter.com/hQCrahibGB

— 🎼AdagioForStrings🎻 (@adagioforstring) November 3, 2016

#TryToRemember Limbaugh spoof of #ForgetfulHillary

Rush replayed a Golden Oldie spoof song he made mocking Hillary from the 90s on his September 09, 2016 show "Louie Gohmert's in Hot Water -- and Blames Us!"

GOHMERT:  We need to be praying for Hillary Clinton.  There's special needs there.  There's mental impairment, and, I mean, seriously, she can't remember -- and I made the mistake, I got that stupid song in my head that Rush Limbaugh used to play, and it was to the tune Try to Remember and it's Hillary Clinton saying, "I don't remember, my brain's in a blender."
And so, anyway, earlier this week when I was on Fox & Friends, that stupid line came back, and so it ends up being a headline, you know, that I said Hillary's brain is in a blender. But that was not a proper thing to say, because, again, I'm making fun of the mentally impaired, and that's not right.
RUSH:  So Louie's apologizing and blaming it on us.  He's apologizing for insulting a mentally impaired woman and now blaming it on me for this song. 

Here's youtube video of spoof:





In case the above link breaks, here's a kludgy recording:

Same kludgy audio with better graphics

Fake Senator: Welcome to the Grand Jury, Mrs. Clinton. How are you?

Fake Hillary: I'm sorry, I don't recall. 

Fake Senator: How's the book tour?

Fake Hillary: Uh, I'm sorry, I don't recall.

Fake Senator: Well, let's get started.  Try to remember when you were a member of Rose Law Firm and worked White Water. 

Fake Hillary: I don't remember that big money lender. I was um baking cookies  for my daughter. 

Fake Senator: Well, Mrs. Clinton, don't you remember that illegal tender and your shady friend that McDougal fellow?

Fake Hillary: I'm sorry, I can't remember - my brain's in a blender   - it's Jello! Could we get on with this please? I have to get back to my book tour. 

Fake Senator: OK, Mrs. Clinton. Try to remember - and don't blame your gender -for missing all this high corruption. 

Fake Hillary: Well, excuse me - I don't remember, and don't blame my gender. I'm not just some bimbo eruption.

When Bill Clinton finds out #dickingbimbos is finally trending pic.twitter.com/w5M73wNCST

— Deplorable American (@prezcandidates) September 14, 2016

This is a good Colin Powell email pic.twitter.com/66krJvciYL

— Will Rahn (@willrahn) September 14, 2016

I appreciate that Colin Powell sourced "dicking bimbos." https://t.co/T4EyiiQpOp

— Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) September 14, 2016

Fake Senator: Uh, no, I didn't mean to imply that but come next November when Bill, the Big Spender, could come to his end for his peccadilloes. 

Fake Hillary: Well I don't think so because I can't remember - my brain's in a blender   - it's Jello!

Fake Senator: Are you getting tired? Would you like a recess?

Fake Hillary: I'm sorry, I don't recall.

Fake Senator: Who is president of the United States?

Fake Hillary: I'm not sure I can remember that.

Fake Senator: This is very troubling

Fake Hillary: Well, pardon me!

Fake Senator: Only your husband can do that.

Here's the original song, "Try to Remember" from "The Fantasticks", on which the above spoof is based, sung by Jerry Orbach:

And in a random act of journalism, Katie Couric points out that Democrats coined the phrase "bimbo eruption" from October 04, 2016 Limbaugh show "Who Bullies Women, Mrs. Clinton? Let's Ask Katie Couric and Maureen Dowd"


Katie Couric: How involved was Hillary Clinton in the systematic destruction of the women who made allegations against Bill Clinton?

DOWD: She was involved in things like giving assent to the private investigator who, as Betsey Wright put it, "put down bimbo eruptions." So that, you know, the private investigator would go and interview all of Gennifer Flowers' ex-boyfriends and friends and it was a very threatening kind of atmosphere. Remember James Carville said if you pulled a dollar bill through a trailer park, they were kind of demonized on class, and then years later Bill Clinton would admit that it was true. There's a very fixed pattern of Bill Clinton saying he didn't do it, you know, Hillary and other people kind of trying to trash the women who said it and then years later Bill Clinton having to admit he did have the affairs.

COURIC: I've always wondered why during these periods of so-called bimbo eruptions, Betsy Wright coined that term, and the take-down of these women, sort of the systematic dismantling of their reputations, why didn't feminists balk more?

DOWD: Feminism sort of died in that period because the feminists had to come along on Bill Clinton's retrogressive behavior with women in order to protect the progressive policies for women that Bill Clinton had as president. I know Hillary's campaign says that it's old, we shouldn't be paying any attention, but I do think that feminism died a little bit when the feminists had to help Bill Clinton when Monica was actually telling the truth, as Gennifer Flowers had been.

HILLARY'S BIMBO ERUPTION TROPHY ROOM. pic.twitter.com/FbHW6Qm6P6

— J. Edgar Deplorable (@JEdgarMayo) September 30, 2016

#CrookedHillary's #PayToPlay 💸 🏦🎲🎲 ☎ Solicitation Message

Spoof played on Limbaugh's August 16, 2016 show

Rush: But can you imagine, if you wanted to buy access to the Clintons, how would you do it?  Would you call the foundation?  She's secretary of state, by the way, when we're playing this little game.  So what would you do?  Would you call the Department of State?  Would you call the Clinton Crime Family Foundation?  Is there a special number that you would call?  Well, this is what we imagine that you had to do and what happened if you did reach out to the Clintons to try to buy access either in the Department of State or her upcoming presidency.

Rush replayed this spoof on his August 23, 2016 show "Hillary Yuks It Up About Emails, But Trump's Going After Her on It"

Announcer: Now! Hillary Clinton's recently discovered Secretary of State on hold message:


[ telephone rings   ]

Fake Hillary [can't find witch emoji] : You have reached the office of the United States Secretary of State.  For directions, press 1. For tour information, press 2. For help with a problem, please press 3.

@miirvndv i can't find a witch emoji so i'll make one:
🔺
👩🏼

(her hat is red bc she likes to make a fashion statement)

— |leah/ (@leahcarolined) June 28, 2016

[telephone button input  ]

Fake Bill : For help with your problem, please continue to hold.

Robot Voice : You. are. caller.number. 1,014.


Fake Bill : For faster results, press 6, for our Foundational Concierge Service.

[telephone button input  ]

Fake Bill : Welcome to "Pay  for Play ". Help three needy Americans and get your business deal approved overnight, by making a voluntary, tax deductible donation to the Bill, Hillary, and sometimes Chelsea Clinton Foundation. Enter your gift  amount now with the touchtone keys on your phone and wait for instructions.

Bill & Hillary Clinton: We Are Dead Broke. (Another Lie) pic.twitter.com/6LL54CnwPX

— Ex-GOP: (FRAT) Kevin (@kwilli1046) August 18, 2016

[telephone button input  ]

Fake Bill :  $4,500. You couldn't look at the building for that.

[telephone button input  ]
Fake Bill :  $5,000. Great. You're now on our Christmas card list  
💻

[telephone button input  ]

Fake Bill :  $50,000 will get you a complimentary coffee mug with her face on it....and a Christmas card.

[telephone button input  ]

Fake Bill :  $5 Million?  How can we help you? 

• Endorse your dictatorial regime? 
• Approve your sketchy international transaction?       _____ ✏ ‏
• Or provide you with needed national security secrets?  

✏
For $5 Million    we can do it all! Now send your request and credit card number  in an email please make it in the form of a yoga class schedule or wedding planning question. But, don't send it to her official email. Send it to MommaMoolah@BuyMySecretaryOfState.com Thank you for using our Foundational Concierge Service a product of "Pay  for Play ". Bye bye!


Fake Hillary: You have reached the office of the United States Secretary of State....

.@Conservative_VW @Weasle37417140 Dem organ of propaganda #NYTimes ran interference 4Hillary saying #FatYoga is real pic.twitter.com/u7NMpA2c1U

— ♪♫AdagioForStrings♬♩ (@adagioforstring) August 21, 2016

Why Obama doesn't care about #LAFloods

From Monday August 22, 2016 Limbaugh show:

Announcer:  Now President Obama explains his uh belated visit to the Louisiana flood victims.

Fake Obama: [drinking a mojito ] I'll have another mojito, please.  Oh, ah, my fellow Americans ... since you insist...now that I have ended my historic ten round golf extravaganza I will visit the flood ravaged areas of Louisiana tomorrow.  But I don't know why you're so concerned in the first place. My library and selfie shrine will be built in Chicago which I learned is in no danger of flooding, since the flood waters will flow to the Gulf of Mexico. In the whole scheme of things, this was no big deal. I got less than six months to go, and no reelection, so why couldn't I just kick back in Martha's Vineyard and let the media spin any disaster as Trump's fault until Hillary gets in? But no...I gotta go hand out blankets, look at FEMA trailers, and smile in a state Hillary won't win anyhow.  Thanks for nothing, America.