Spiders are evil 🕷️🕸️👿

I appreciate the academic exercise that spiders often keep down more harmful pests, but I give into the irrational and emotional conclusion that spiders are just creepy and gross.


I found a giant spider in my apartment which I thought was incredibly evil and gross:

@Phibear94 @skywarp14 @JaneyMackWriter I didn't want to get close enuf 2 evil spider for detailed foto-sense of size pic.twitter.com/f1CVZFe3se

— 🎼AdagioForStrings🎻 (@adagioforstring) September 21, 2015

Being that the giant spider was 1. still alive and 2. on the inside of my apartment, I didn't use a dollar bill to scale the size of the evil creature like I did with a cicada who was on the outside of my screen door:

.@OhioWatercraft Why are there so many giant creepy bugs in Ohio ? pic.twitter.com/8x4Zr3h565

— 🎼AdagioForStrings🎻 (@adagioforstring) August 9, 2015

Rather than try to determine its particular species and whether it was  friendly and helpful or not:

@skywarp14 😂😂😂 @JaneyMackWriter @OIF3_Survivor @KimberlyWeis @ShaePhoenix @LeahRBoss @tnich1972 @MrJAllen15 pic.twitter.com/8T75PFCKvX

— Leprechaun Bunny (@Phibear94) April 24, 2015

I just killed the spider:

@Phibear94 @skywarp14 @JaneyMackWriter @OIF3_Survivor I just attacked spider w/lemon scented bug spray til dead pic.twitter.com/4O5evWve5p

— 🎼AdagioForStrings🎻 (@adagioforstring) September 21, 2015

@adagioforstring @Phibear94 @skywarp14 @OIF3_Survivor pic.twitter.com/YxRx8OxJgT

— Janey Mack (@JaneyMackWriter) September 21, 2015

@awander1 @trixienovel @evil_bun_bun @Nanabozoh @h_kittrell is the cigarettes 🚬 don't kill the spider 🕷️maybe drowning them in the bathtub 🛁 will do the trick https://t.co/WPaPNpOYQ1 pic.twitter.com/2btEyTAXa8

— 🎼AdagioForStrings🎻 (@adagioforstring) April 30, 2017

@awander1 @trixienovel @evil_bun_bun @Nanabozoh @h_kittrell other people don't like spiders 🕷️🕸️@michaelgrist https://t.co/CQDH0SGLqf pic.twitter.com/qed3AFYLzV

— 🎼AdagioForStrings🎻 (@adagioforstring) May 16, 2017

So, being that it's universally established that everyone w/whom I communicate hates spiders as much as I do, it's perfectly logical that a film about an evil creepy doll, "The Great Gabbo" would include a scene where people dress up in creepy spider costumes in a weird sing and dance routine:

@awander1 @trixienovel @evil_bun_bun @Nanabozoh @h_kittrell Some people take the strategy if you can't beat them, join them "Caught in a Web of Love" 🕷️🕸️💞🦋 #TheGreatGabbo https://t.co/F0t8v6nYgC

— 🎼AdagioForStrings🎻 (@adagioforstring) May 17, 2017

Clip from "Class Arts Showcase"


"Caught in a Web of Love" (1929) from the film "The Great Gabbo"
Donald Douglas and Betty Compson
Music and lyrics: Lynn Cowan and Paul Titsworth, Donald McNamee, King Zany
Directed by James Cruze
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