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Dana: GrubHub - have you guys ever used this service? Because the cofounder has a message for you if you supported Trump during the election.
— Alo Konsen (@OhioCoastie) November 11, 2016
@DonaldsAngel @Grubhub I believe it was @DLoesch who roasted Grubby Hub relentlessly tonight (Austin AM station. Screaming good!!— David Stewart (@antaries9) November 12, 2016
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But first, Dana launched into Senator Al "where did all these ballot boxes magically come from" Franken.
Franken says voters should be mad at GOP for Obamacare...funny, I guess thats because not 1 of them voted for it...https://t.co/mCp7BJJ5QA— L.Todd Wood (@LToddWood) November 11, 2016
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Senator Al " Stuart Smalley" Franken: This is something that people have a right to be mad about, but the people they should be mad at, really, are Republican office holders who refused to do anything other than vote to repeal the ACA, refused to — made it more difficult for insurance companies to be in the market by — this gets down to the weeds, the risk corridors. They basically did everything to undermine them...
Dana: [Throughout]: derp derp derp derp derp derp ...
Dana: Oh my gosh! Oh, now, I'm not being rude. That's how I have to cope with him speaking. That's Al Franken say 'herp, derp! herp, derp derp derp!' Saying [in a goofy voice] 'Republicans didn't do anything' Really? Because Republicans had, I don't know what, like 13 different proposals [amendments] that they put in and tried to get passed
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I'm not certain if this is true. A "fact check" from leftwing Media Matters alleges 161 GOP amendments were included in the ACA, from "America's Healthcare" November 10, 2010 blog post "Fact check: How the Health Care Law Was Made"
I haven't gotten around to thoroughly fact checking the supposed fact checkers. Going to H.R.3590 - Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act congress.gov link for the 111th Congress (2009-2010) shows that there were 506 Amendments submittedAccording to a HELP Committee document about bipartisan aspects of the health reform bill the committee passed July 15, 2009, its final bill included "161 Republican amendments," including "several amendments from Senators [Mike] Enzi [R-WY], [Tom] Coburn [R-OK], [Pat] Roberts [R-KS] and others [that] make certain that nothing in the legislation will allow for rationing of care," and reflected the efforts of "six bipartisan working groups" that "met a combined 72 times" in 2009 as well as "30 bipartisan hearings on health care reform" since 2007, half of which were held in 2009 [HELP Committee document, 7/09]. And according to the Senate Finance Committee's September 22, 2009, documentdetailing the amendments to the Chairman's Mark considered, at least 13 amendments sponsored by one or more Republican senators were included in the bill.
but most of the amendments actually included into the passed law were from Democrats. I don't know if the poor man's media matters website's claim that 161 of the included amendments were supposedly "Republican" because this database doesn't appear to be searchable according to party and I didn't feel like manually searching through each page:
And this ignores the weirdness that Senators are submitting amendments to a House bill because Democrats went through some bizarre budget reconciliation process to bypass normal order of business after Senator Brown was elected specifically to stop this mishigosh. There were three Republican co-sponsors
2/3 RINOs who cosponsored HR3590 subsequently lost their seats:
but Rep Walter Jones still serves NC3
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Dana: Ways to try and make healthcare better. And when Nancy Pelosi [Democrat Speaker of the House] ran the White House [sic] and this is why, by the way, this is why you all lost the House. This is why you all, this is why Democrats lost the House is because they refused, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid did everything they could to kill all of the alternative proposals. Any suggestion, to make it easier. Any suggestion to make it easier. Ugh! They just didn't want to have anything to do with it. And so, that's where we are.
Dana: No, the fact is somebody had this hateful comment on Facebook. They were saying [in goofy voice] "Dana, it's all the Republicans' fault! Obamacare, it's all your fault because they voted for it, it's their fault!Their fault" Actually, they didn't. It was a party line vote. There wasn't a single [darn] Republican that voted for Obamacare. Not one.
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Another fact check. It IS true that obamacare was passed on a party line vote. However, a single Republican in the House, Joseph Cao, and zero in the Senate, voted for the ACA. So, basically, the Democrats did break the US healthcare system, so now they own it.
From Affordable Healthcare California website
Nov. 7, 2009: The House approves its version of health care reform in a 220-215 vote. One Republican [ Joseph Cao] votes for the bill. Passage was far from certain — a last-minute compromise limiting federal funding for abortion services cleared the way.
Dec. 24, 2009: The Senate approves its version of the health care overhaul in a 60-39 party-line vote. Democrats have to break a GOP filibuster. The bill’s passage confirms majority agreement in both chambers of Congress.@ProLifePolitics @ali From this article, says he voted for final draft. Fell for the Obama-Stupak 'PL trick': http://t.co/osOYlPA1— THE Arizona Luke (@ArizonaLuke) November 19, 2012
So after falling for the leftist bait and switch ploy wrt public abortion funding RINO Cao ended up being a one term representative:
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Dana: So, it's kind of their fault. That's why they lost. They still don't understand. They still do not understand.
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Whiplash transition into snark attack into GrubHub
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Dana: Kane, have you ever used GrubHub?
Kane: Actually, I have used Grubhub in the past. A couple times.
Dana: If you want your food to not arrive. Or, maybe, if you want it to arrive maybe two hours late.
Kane: It did take a long time.
Dana: And be really cold. And then you want to pay out the wazoo for it. Go ahead and use Grubhub. [Fake ad voice] "Grubhub, for when you don't want your cold food delivered." [laughs]
"Grubhub, for when you could've driven there and back, three times, and gotten it, yourself, in the time it takes to deliver"
"Grubhub, for when it's been four hours, and you don't know where your order is, and you call and they say 'You ordered?'" [laughs]
"Grubhub, for when your food arrives three hours late and smells like someone smoked cigarettes all over it."
"Grubhub, for when - is that a bite out of my taco?" [laughs]
See, you didn't have a great experience with Grubhub? You didn't, Kane?
Kane: No, my food eventually got there. But, you're right, it's cold. And then what do you say? It's like you're a third party who went to the place I didn't want to go and also didn't deliver. But you guys ... it was not great.
Dana: "Grubhub, for when cold airport food seems like gourmet" [laughs]
Dana: So, any way, I had a point. I tried Grubhub one time and then it was two hours later and we were "Where's our food?" and their like "I don't know" And then, finally, it was like "Hey [ding dong] it's Grubhub" Two and a half hours later. "Here's your food that's all cold." And then, it's not even right. We didn't even check the order. We were missing a whole entree. And you're like "Wow! I paid for this?" And then when we like "Can we get a refund, at least on the entree we didn't get?" "Oh no, sorry, we're Grubhub. We're completely incapable of doing that! We only bring you cold food, slowly. We don't do refunds" So then, we were stupid and said "Let's do it again! Maybe it's different" No, that time, the food never arrived. And we had to call Grubhub and we're like "Hey! It's been four hours" And they were like "You ordered?!" So we never tried Grubhub again. So there have been a lot of calls about boycotting Grubhub.
Boycott @Grubhub and this intolerant bully @M3aloney. https://t.co/w6XDr0oGsN— Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) November 11, 2016
Dana: Number one, I don't boycott because I'm allergic to any hive mind action. If everybody else is doing it, I almost kind of not want to out of spite. If everybody else is doing it, I really don't want to do it. I'm immediately allergic to it. And so, Grubhub, the guy who runs Grubhub. Yeah, not using a bad company isn't boycotting and deleting an app off of your phone isn't boycotting, either. ["The Simpsons" Ralph Wiggums voice] "I'm going to boycott!" That dude from "The Simpsons" - "I'm helping!"
— Drunk America™ (@drunkamerica) November 12, 2016
Kane [in Ralph voice] "It's boycotting and I helped!"
Dana: So the guy who does, the CEO of Grubhub. Oh man, let's see how long it takes me to not make fun of him. Because they're actually, they could get completely sued to death, in fact. They could get sued, so hard. What they did. So they decided to do something that was super possibly illegal. They sent out this company wide email. And it's by Matt Maloney, the Grubhub CEO. They sent this email out.
In the name of "tolerance," @Grubhub CEO tells 60 million Americans he has no tolerance for them:#grubhub #TeaParty #TrumpTrain #Trump https://t.co/Wlf9hKi5Jz— Michael Johns (@michaeljohns) November 10, 2016
.@Grubhub's stock is tanking after its owner told Trump supporting employees to resign. pic.twitter.com/XKbj379xxQ— Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) November 11, 2016
— PartisanPhysics (@PartisanPhysics) November 13, 2016
Dana: And this is what they said. I mean, it's insane. [ sighs] And he's been facing backlash, here. The subject.
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[in "Of Mice and Men" Lennie Small voice]
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Dana [as Lennie cum Matt] [Matt "Baloney" Maloney's original text is interspersed with Dana's commentary in highlights]
"SUBJECT: So... what happened... what is next?" This is the voice we're using "I'm still trying to reconcile my own worldview with the overwhelming message that was delivered last night. Clearly there are a lot of people angry and scared as the antithesis of every modern presidential candidate won and will be our next president. While demeaning, insulting and ridiculing minorities, immigrants and the physically/mentally disabled worked for Mr. Trump, I want to be clear that this behavior - and these views, have no place at Grubhub." our incredibly slow food service [laughs] "Had he worked here," right pfft "many of his comments would have resulted in his immediate termination." "We have worked for years cultivating a culture of support and inclusiveness." [laughs] [sarcastically] which is why I wrote this email " I firmly believe that we must bring together different perspectives to continue" to slowly deliver food [laughs] "innovating - including all genders, races, ethnicities and sexual, cultural or ideological preferences. We are better, faster and stronger together." except delivering food which we're still really slow and bad at [laughs] "Further I absolutely reject the nationalist, anti-immigrant and hateful politics of Donald Trump and will work to shield our community from this movement as best as I can." which is way better than the manner in which I deliver cold food "As we all try to understand what this vote means to us, I want to affirm to anyone on our team that is scared or feels personally exposed, that I and everyone else here at Grubhub will fight for your dignity and your right to make a better life for yourself and your family here in the United States." slowly and cold [laughs] "If you do not agree with this statement then please reply to this email with your resignation because you have no place here." in our place of inclusiveness and support "We do not tolerate hateful attitudes" except when I do it "on our team.I want to repeat what Hillary said this morning," because we are on a first name basis "that the new administration deserves our open minds and a chance to lead, but never stop believing that the fight for what's right is worth it." which makes no sense Stay strong,
Coldly and Slowly, Matt
Kane: It's so great that he's so honest in his memorandums. I like that.
Dana: My favorite thing in the world is he's like "we cultivate a culture of support and inclusiveness unless you voted for Donald Trump which you have no place here!"
Kane [ laughs]: Intolerance!
Dana: Like I just want to parse together this one sentence with this next sentence. I just want to parse this together really quickly. He says, he goes "We have worked for years cultivating a culture of support and inclusiveness." with "If you do not agree with this statement then please reply to this email with your resignation because you have no place here."
Kane: Oh my God!
Dana: Ugh! By the way it took him four hours to get this email out and it was cold.
Kane: And that's a form of discrimination that our government frowns upon, actually.
Dana: Well, funny enough that you say that because what he did, actually, might be super illegal. Yeah. Because it might be super illegal. One of my friends, Kurt Schlicter, who is actually an attorney in California tweeted out:
This is why @Grubhub's general counsel is probably freaking out right now.— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) November 11, 2016
If you are victimized in CA, call a CA lawyer. #BoycottGrubhub pic.twitter.com/69FbyybO29
Dana: and then he cites the statutory protection against employer retaliation. "Engaging in political activities and states these states bar employers from retaliating against employees for engaging in political activities." which means all of this. So, yeah.
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California Labor Code Sections 1101 - 1102
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Dana: Yeah. So if the "No Hate" sticker in a cubicle is protected by state law so is the "Trump" sticker. So I can imagine that Grubhub's lawyer was like "Dude! Now, we get it that you deliver food, slowly and sometimes not at all and when you do it's very cold but, you can't do this kind of stuff."
Kane: Great business model!
Dana: Right! right [laughs] [sarcastically] It IS a great business model [in the manner of Baloney Maloney] "We only want you here if you hate Trump and you hate America and you believe in the principles of slowly delivering, if, at all, cold food. We are dedicated to the excellence in NOT delivering food - except when we do, it's cold and hours late." [laughs] mh Yeah! I know, right? Anyway. So they did that. Now, I don't believe in boycotts but I don't just want to use something if they suck [laughs] Kane writes [mocking baloney Maloney "We know how to extract heat from the food in order for you to work at Grubhub"
Kane: [laughs] Put you in the front of the line.
Dana:[fake ad voice] "Grubhub, for when I ordered this food a week ago." [laughs]
Ah, man. I just stopped ordering it because they sucked, not that it had anything to do with any of their - because their boss is a douchebag. I stopped doing that a long time ago. I mean, it was like a year ago.
.@DLoesch— Deplorable Ghost (@TheGhostofaWolf) November 11, 2016
One thing to comment, but you need to name @M3aloney and @Grubhub so that they hear the voice of America.#BoycottGrubhub https://t.co/Z9GoZGCUop
Booo. Avoid @GrubHub . Takes $, no food. Fighting for refund. Serves me right for being lazy after a long week. Will get myself now on. :(— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) April 25, 2015
Dana: [fake ad voice] "Grubhub, for when you don't care if your food arrives"
And they make it really hard to delete your Grubhub account. They make it hard. [fake baloney Maloney voice] "Because we want to keep you forever to not get your food." [laughs] I could do this all day.
Kane: I know. Which is what Grubhub does.
Dana: I know [laughs] We're going to make fun of Grubhub for as long as it takes them to get an average order delivered.
Kane: It'll be awhile!
Dana: We'll be here all day!
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Dana then proceeded to mock Maloney's goofy looking face, as Limbaugh had earlier in November 11, 2016 "Quick Hits Page":
RUSH: How about the Grubhub guy, did you hear about this guy? Do you know what Grubhub is? It's a food delivery service. And the guy that runs it -- when I saw his picture it's all I needed, after I read the story and saw his picture -- you know, it is a shame. I'm just gonna say this. It's a shame what liberalism has done to Millennial-aged men, way too many of them. They've demasculated them. They have neutered them in just incredible ways. That's the only way to describe this. Not just this guy at Grubhub, but all of these leftists Millennial men, whether they're journalists or businesspeople, to listen to them talk, they have become full-fledged, walking robots of the indoctrination that they've had.
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CEO of GRUBHUB Tells “PRO-TRUMP” Supporters to RESIGN https://t.co/cWEiD4CWBr pic.twitter.com/VBKNkYqWMs— DonaldTrumpNews (@TrumpNewss) November 11, 2016
Dana: Now I looked at this guy. I just want to google him, real quick. I'm going to google just images. Because I saw a picture of him in "Daily Mail" and he is, not, just no. [laughs]
Kane: Just no?
Dana: So he could also like this [fake ad voice] "Grubhub, for when your CEO puts too much product in his hair particularly the front on his forehead which makes it look greasy."
That bothers me, you know? Like there are other parts of your hair that probably could use product, not just the front right by your forehead. You know what I mean? It's crispy!
Jay writes [fake ad voice] "Grubhub, for when you order for your future 72 year old self" [laughs]
— Jay Napolitano (@805jaemoney) November 11, 2016
Dana: I just had a baby, I'm going to order my Grubhub now so she can get it when she's 25!
Kane: Like preparing for college!
— Alpha Patriot (@AlphaPatriot76) November 14, 2016
Dana: [fake ad voice] "Here at Grubhub, we go for the long haul. When you put your order in, we take very special care and a lot of preparation in making sure you don't get it until you're about to die hours later of starvation."
Ah man! Alright, oh, I think I'm OK. Do you have any more that we want to make fun of? [laughs]
[fake ad voice] "Grubhub, for when you close on your house faster." [laughs]
No, I did. The last time we ordered it was four hours and we called and they were like "This is Grubhub!" And we were like "We ordered food from you and here's our order number." And they were like "You did?!" And we were like "Yeah, it's been four hours. Are we getting it?" [Grubhub] "We don't know!" We were like "Can we get our money back?" [Grubhub] "I don't know how that's done!"
It was ridiculous. Oh my gosh! Everything in a Darwin Award in one food service [meanness!] So, again, if you want super cold food, that you won't get for hours...Oh, by the way, C Bower on twitter says "I tried to close my Grubhub account, but then it said I had three orders to be delivered and I haven't used it in three months" [laughs]
@DLoesch I tried to close my grub hub account, but it says I still had 3 order to be delivered. I haven't used it in 3 months— C Bower (@cqbower) November 11, 2016
Dana: Matt Cooper says [fake ad voice] "Grubhub, for when you want leftovers the first time" [laughs]
@DLoesch Grubhub....for when you want leftovers the first time— Matt Cooper (@MattCoopster) November 11, 2016
Dana: We're going to do this for the rest of the show. Alright, I'm being forced to take a break.
Kane: Yes!
Dana: We're going to do it four hours later and cold! Alright alright, seriously now...
Our #GrubHub boycott is working. Don't use their service. DELETE their app. pic.twitter.com/YsvqHATXFQ— Deplorable Linda G. (@GartrellLinda) November 17, 2016
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In fairness to Grubhub, it looks like their stock took a dive before the November 8, 2016 election and its CEO's bout of foot in mouth disease:
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