Flute players are evil

I was willing to give woodwind players the benefit of the doubt and even defend them when mean youtubers attacked their honor:

#mean "Whoever thought 'let's put woodwinds on a marching field' should be SHOT repeatedly & retroactively" woodwind players are ppl too!
— Bossy Adagio (@adagioforstring) May 3, 2014

From a verbally abusive unPC uncensored comment by panda44r:

on a DCI youtube video:


But after watching the Wonder Woman documentary "The Pied Piper" about an evil rock flautist played by Martin Mull:

which may, or may not, have been based on an actual Jethro Tull's performance:


 

I am convinced that all flute players, and by proxy, all woodwind players are totally evil and must be stopped!

What brass players want to do when a woodwind squeaks: pic.twitter.com/GSBaBENaFk
— The Tuba Guy (@The_TubaGuy) May 7, 2014