#Bevin2014 #KYSen

Heard this stupid McConnell anti Bevin ad on the radio while listening to Rush and Glenn Beck accusing Bevin of supporting cock fighting:

Mitch McConnell attacking Bevin on critical issue of cockfighting. Yes, this is some real Lincoln-Douglas stuff here, folks.
— Greg Pinelo (@gregpinelo) May 5, 2014

wrt Kentucky cock-fighting, don't understand why there can't be a multitasking, bipartisan win win for everyone, left, right, and center. Send the losers to KFC and Nancy Pelosi, since "Nancy Pelosi prefers KFC to Chick-fil-A; conservatives prefer snark to Nancy".

As we learned from Diet Mountain Dew ads, Abraham Lincoln supported wrestling:




There doesn't seem to be any data as to whether Abe also supported cock fighting; however, here's a chicken nugget in the shape of Lincoln's head, so I think that settles everything:

@PattyMurray and @SenatorDurbin = #JerseyShore cast of US Senate

I'm citing a different metaphor than the one employed by Sen Mitch McConnell today on Sean Hannity's radio show. McConnell compared Democrat Senators Murray and Durbin to Thelma and Louise (not specifying who's Thelma & who's Louise). Along the same lines, Rick McKee spoofed MoveOn.org 's anti-Rep Paul Ryan ad by depicting President Kardashian pushing America over the fiscal cliff:

However, McConnell's comparison might be considered slightly rude, since Thelma and Louise were both chicks and Durbin is a dude. Hence, following  up on McConnell's observation that Democrats' unholy governing trinity is  regulation, taxation, and litigation, or RTL, I would offer that Senator Murray is the Snooki of the Senate whilst Sen Durbin is the Situation, since the Dems' RTL, reg, tax, lit, motto is mirrored by the Jersey Shore kids' GTL, gym, tan, laundry.