a very factual completely true documentary on the history of #IndependenceDay 🇺🇸👮‍♂️🚔[no axe emoji ]

I saw a very factual completely true documentary on the history of #IndependenceDay 🇺🇸👮‍♂️🚔[no axe emoji ] pic.twitter.com/AoKMUCXoSG

— 🎼AdagioForStrings🎻 (@adagioforstring) July 4, 2019

Little known American Revolutionary War hero - Book Cop 📕👮‍♂️#Happy4th 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/4DQKmHfgbn

— 🎼AdagioForStrings🎻 (@adagioforstring) July 4, 2019

The continuing saga of #IndependenceDay history according to Axe Cop - allegedly the entire Revolutionary War was simply a diversion for the King of England to steal Book Cop 's Secret Attack Almanac 👮‍♂️📕🕵️‍♂️🤴🇬🇧 pic.twitter.com/DY8QoFBGOF

— 🎼AdagioForStrings🎻 (@adagioforstring) July 5, 2019

🇬🇧🤴🤕💪📕👮‍♂️Book Cop takes on the King of England once and for all on the #4thofJuly pic.twitter.com/HaUFFF1av6

— 🎼AdagioForStrings🎻 (@adagioforstring) July 5, 2019

"Why would you invite bad guys to your party?"#AxeCop "So I could kill them" pic.twitter.com/Y86h4Px1F7

— 🎼AdagioForStrings🎻 (@adagioforstring) July 7, 2019